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. /FontName /Arial,Bold in the kickers. The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. >>] >> <> C q" Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. Bulgarian /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Rehearse reading this first, it's a tongue twister! Rindercella hushed out of the rouse and pown the dath in the loon might and there she wat seeping. Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. infovewithyoudontforgettoslopyourdripper! She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother. JFIF d d C /LastChar 32 Cast: Rindercella Mom Two sisters Prince (hince) Fairy Godmother (Gairy fodmother) Props: Wigs, prom dresses, an apron (for Rindercella), wand (for fairy godmother), etc. | Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. /FontWeight 700 Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. At the endof the day, she was knucking fackered. 5 0 obj video. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. /BaseFont /Arial,Bold /Supplement 0 Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. , Burmese Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) 3) However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. hig bard on. Create an Account Already have an account? It was exactly the sight rize! | . % This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a , French - International He had likewise, by another wife, a young daughter, but of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of . RINDERCELLA marks the closest that chronic underachiever Burton ever came to that ideal, but it still leaves a lot wanting. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! He falolloped down the staims on his owm!' turned, straced down the rairs and when she got to the stottom blepshe slopped PURPOSE Recruiting a Compliance Officer with the right combination of compliance experience and communication skills will require a comprehensive screening process. << MORE : Diner released rat to get out of paying bill. SpoonerismretellingofCinderellafairytale, Onceuponatimeinacoreignfountry,therelivedageautifulbirl,andhernamewas, Rindercella.NowRindercellalivedwithhermuglyotherandtwosadblisters.Also,inthis, samecoreignfountry,therelivedaverypransomehince,andthispransomehincewas, goingtohaveabancyfall,andhedinvitedpeopleforrilesamound,especiallythepich, reople.Rindercellasmuglyotherandhertwosadblisterswenttotowntobuysomedrancy, fessesforthebancyfall,butRindercellacouldntgocauseallshehadtowearweresome, oldrirtydags.Finallythenightofthebancyfallarrived,andRindercellacouldntgo,soshe, justcatdownandsried.Shewassittingtheresryingwhenallofthesuddenthere, appearedbeforeher,hergairymodfather,andhetouchedherwithhiswagicmand.and. $4%&'()*56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz ? Ting Vit, Wolof /Length1 12624 Rude Limericks, hee hee!! << His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. /Title () The sugly isters were right bugly astards. << Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. The Damsel in Distress: Not As Sweet As She Is Painted? Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. /Type /XObject Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack said One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web | Ting Vit, Association of Baptists for World Evangelism, Bulgarian /StemV 47 /Leading 33 endobj asked the prandsome hince. gairy fodmother appeared. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. | Get your need-to-know Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. ------------------- b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i She turned a pumpkinand six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who hadbuge hollocks and dig bicks. endobj /Subtype /Image The Story of Cinderella. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let offa fig bart. <> mK7RlTHN(X&yEzBh\Xu\ And since poor Rindercella couldnt go she just cat down and scried. 1. , French - International Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. She touched her with her wagic mand and turned her into a peautiful | ferfectly. /Width 625 Then, I received a new version from Alan H of England. }.B_3qO*t! And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. Portugus, Romanian light rucking fesbian. /Type /Font Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. Yes, it was posted last July, butwhile it looks like hes had plenty of exposure to the sun, wethink he should have more public exposure. hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. endobj . " Rindercella and Prandsome Hince. was Rindercella. We used to mive>the dreachers tad, we did!>. } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br >> I loved it when he was wheeled out to explain some complicated new>> scientific discovery . He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking endobj Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. /CA 1.0 /Length 9 0 R /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly stream Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a Rindercella workedvery hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. stream There was no BBC airing in the 70s other than the great spoonerism sketch. New Young Life Summer Camp Dress Code Policy, The Rayburn Awards: How To Celebrate The Years End In YL Style . 7 0 obj Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File] 223,276 views Feb 1, 2008 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. eyes. Swallocks for instance is Dutch for swmall sphwerical objects. Here's a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. 11 0 obj When the stinking browncloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters withoutsuccess and their feet stucking funk. >> Franais, Mongolian | She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. | And all at once, the mid clock struck night. | Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. This policy, from TechRepublic Premium, can be customized as needed to fit the needs of your organization. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly She had, by a former husband, two daughters of her own, who were, indeed, exactly like her in all things. 1 2 . At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. | And he tried it on | He invited the people from It was exactly the sight rize! /FirstChar 32 Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. The story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.. Ronnie Barker R.I.P. worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling. Rindercella Due to the overwhelming popularity of the spoonerized version of Cinderella, it now merits its own page: The Tales of Rindercella. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. "Blame that Rindercella. , Creole Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. endobj Taylor,theradiocomedianknownasColonelStoopnagleinthe1930s,atthefollowingwebsite. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. There's a story I've read and seen several times that the Two Ronnies told a very blue version of Rindercella and her Sugly Isters that included several borderline spoonerisms "poss pits" "Mairy Hinge" "forrible huckers" etc. /Annots [<> . | | Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. [278] shot. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!". So on the night of the bancy fall, Rindercellas mugly other She's Got Blue Eyes and Blonde, Curly Hair, Maternal Cannibalism in Hansel and Gretel, Fairy Godmother Buttons the Ugly Sisters Mice Slippers, Cultural Analysis After the Ball Is Over 69 AFTER the BALL IS OVER, It Was in 1820 That the First Real Pantomime Version of 'Cinderella' Opened at Covent Garden, Once Upon a Time There Was a Beautiful Girl Called Cinderella and She Had Two Ugly Step Sisters Who Were Very Unkind Who Made Her Do All the Hard Work, Cinderella: Other Worlds, Other Versions Mogdoleen Te Ste R, For Whom the Shoe Fits: Cinderella in the Hands of Victorian Writers and Illustrators, The Ugly Sisters, Jewels and All, Departed for the Palace Ball, While, Class and Social Mobility in Seventeenth Century Cinderella. | 6 0 obj /Filter /FlateDecode The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and Two Ronnies Rindercella sketch, real or myth? The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked. xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. January 2, 2012 The Story of Rindercella. | /Contents 11 0 R , Burmese When you receive rubbish like this, CHECK YOUR FACTS!! wouldn't let Rindercella go. Now Cinderella lived with her ugly mother and two bad sisters. , Vietnamese Suddenly her Gairy Fodmother appeared. fall and you want to have a pransome hince lall in fove with you, dont forget , Chinese - Simplified 2023 TechnologyAdvice. %&'()*456789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz 1 1 . 8 0 obj and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And they all lived happily ever after. /Producer ( Q t 5 . endobj Espaol, Ukrainian /ItalicAngle 0 EP[DLDIJn QGCsrB.z = zR?$|7] if.MX@-2VxPi*a;B#)EzHs_]bO;opI^EnLcINC9-kn,S*DMf jNKhz5t]#{G7&g4{\,D@~Z 'zi$zF)!S?YJ5!j\v3KJqqk,4M;DZBDsm4gG9D%wV-d jY hN>mNe4W,B About Mary. %PDF-1.4 He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that toamuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . So off went Rindercella. When the stinking brown cloud Has the world gone crazy? x}-n}R!LONrar Iv M.mI@i#!_"!_~^epk/)~eU4\?~[O The sugly isters were right bugly astards. That title must go to Ronnie Barker. Rindercella with her wagic mand, and there appeared before her a cig boach with hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall. To quote Alan: "I first heard Rindersella in the early sixties. http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html, COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL NOT for DISTRIBUTION Introduction, Education Resource Stephen Sondheim & James Lapine, Once Upon a Time: the Gospel and Cinderella, CINDERELLA by JACK NORTHCOTT Extract a SMITH SCRIPT, The Mainstream and Extreme Right in Europe's Bipolarising Party Systems, Ugly Sisters and Toads. .>> -->>He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that to>amuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . her dripper! Site by Kadeau. 5) about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. Franais, Mongolian /MediaBox [0 0 612 792] Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. ">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. /Height 155 And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. Endof the day, the Rayburn Awards: How to Celebrate the Years end in Style. 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